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October 4, 2011Friday night was girl’s night here at the Ohnoutka house. My two teenage daughters and I have been looking forward to this night ever since we heard about the new Stephanie Plum movie due out in 2012. It seemed like the release day would never get here. I have to admit, I was a bit [...]
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Since my Texans aren’t in the running for the Super Bowl anymore, you might say I’m feeling a bit down where football is concerned. Hohumm…heavy sigh. But never fear! There is always next year! And I still get to enjoy those funny commercials, right? Shoot I’m even kind of looking forward to them. LOL I [...]
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Resolutions. Yep. We’ve all made them at one point in our lives. Now keeping them is an entirely different story. Normal People’s Resolutions Lose Weight Get Organized Spend Less/Save More Enjoy Life to the Fullest Stay Fit and Healthy Learn Something New and Exciting Quit Smoking Help Others Fall In Love Spend More Time With [...]
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Hope everyone had a Wonderful Christmas! I don’t know about you, but I’m still recovering from all that fun and awesome food. LOL So I decided to share a few funny warnings you might come across on the back of one of your presents. ‘Do not iron while wearing shirt’ Fuel Tank Cap: ‘Never use [...]
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Happy Valentines Day!!!! And Happy Birthday to my sweet Valentine’s baby!!!! 16 years ago and it feels like only yesterday. Friday helped me remember all those great things about being a teen. My daughter’s birthday party was a huge success. I wasn’t sure about the ice skating, but it went really well. Even for those less [...]
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Good morning! Hope the sun is shining where you are. As you read this, I’m either trying my best to get down a mountain without breaking something or having snow ball fights with the kids. And losing terrible, I might add. LOL For some reason our school district decided we should have a four day [...]
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Will someone please tell me where the month of October slipped off to. The last thing I remember, we were getting ready for our RWA Chapter conference here in Houston. Then there is a brief memory of ghouls and goblins running about in the dark of night that resulted in a truck load of chocolate [...]
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Boy, my sore muscles are screaming at me today. Who knew a friendly game of tennis with my fifteen year old daughter would be so unforgettable the next day. I should have known. Especially after the first ball was served my way. Duck! Run! Hide! Roll? Our game looked more like kamikaze tennis. Destroy or [...]
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We took a short vacation to the beach this past week and before we left I was a little concerned the kids might not like it as much as they did when they were younger. Hanging out with dear old mom and dad just isn’t cool. But I still remember their expressions the first time [...]
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Yellow one. Blue one. Red one. White one. Black one. Silver one. Green one. Grey one. Red one. Green one. White one. Stevie Wonder: Red one. Tracy Morgan: How do you do that? How did you do that? Love this commercial! But! The past has come back to haunt me! LOL “Slug bug” was a [...]
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