Summertime, and the living is…easy?

Today is the last day of the school year. I’m so looking forward to summer break. I’m so dreading it. My sons are on two different schedules (one half-day kindergartner and two middle schoolers). Because of some…ahem…”issues” I’ve ended up driving them to and fro rather than putting them on the bus I paid for [...]

Caffeine-Free Convention

Did I meet you at the Romantic Times convention last week? Forgive me if I’m vague about this. You see, I made the brilliant decision to decaffeinate. Yup. No caffeine for a week before (or during) the entire convention. If I DID meet you, I told you this. Repeatedly. In fact, if you’re not sure [...]

Welcome to My Wallow

While some Keris are out getting skinny (I’m lookin’ at you, Ford) and other bloggers are posting pictures of bean dip and celery (…seriously, Cyndi? Celery?) I am licking the beater of a chocolate cake mix and wiping away snotty tears. My baby boy, my precious baby boy turns 13 today. He’s all, “I’m standing [...]

Dancing Crone

Once upon a time I was 19 years old. On a Friday night (and sometimes even a Thursday) I’d pour my skinny little self into a teal-green tube dress, back-comb my spiral permed hair, layer makeup onto skin as fresh and dewy as my future babies’ butts and go out dancing. I looked great. I [...]

Pleasurable Plots

A writing professor once told me there are only two plotlines: “The Quest” and “A Stranger Comes To Town.” Since I consider the latter to be the reversal of the former, in my highly erudite and intellectual opinion there is, in fact, only one plot. Given that, I don’t get real worked up when naysayers [...]

Everybody Needs a Little…Bourbon?

When we moved to Kentucky a few years ago, I was surprised and delighted to find that Kentucky is the home of the USA’s only native spirit: Bourbon whiskey. The story of Bourbon is an American romance of born ingenuity, hard-work and seedy, seamy sexiness: Settlers in the backwoods of Kentucky brewed up bourbon for [...]

Remembering Letters

I used to have a collection of letters–handwritten on wide-ruled notebook paper–from old boyfriends, which I dutifully purged in the early years of my marriage. Now I wish I’d kept those. Not because I need the mementos or miss the men, but because these days I don’t get any handwritten letters on any paper from [...]

From Reader to Writer

She stood across from me at the booksigning with the warmest smile. As I handed her my signed coaster (because STONE KISSED is an ebook, yo), she said, “I just love what you do. I’ve been reading romance forever, but I could never write a book.” She was gone before I could leap across the [...]

What’s In a Name?

Many years ago, a BFF named her newest mutt “Gracie.” I have this…thing about naming pets with people names. Back then, it wasn’t such a big deal. But sure enough, in the interim decade “Grace” has become one of the most popular new/old names for girls. Every time I meet a young woman named Grace, [...]

This One Time…At Book Camp (part deux)

Did you miss part one of my take on the RWA National conference, complete with compromising video? Here ’tis. The work of the conference began in earnest on Wednesday. I was a woman on a mission. Somehow, ENALR’s own Cynthia D’Alba finagled me into running the raffles at the PRO retreat (Children learn from this…don’t [...]

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