A Day in the Life
Lemme out, Lemme out—gotta go!
It’s cold out here. Lemme in, please, please, please?
Oh! A squirrel. Gonna get you. Lemme out!
Damn. It’s cold out here. Come on. Let me in, wontcha?
But I like this sofa. It’s so cozy.
Okay, fine. I guess I’ll get down. But only because you asked nicely.
Omigawd, omigawd—yes. Right there, between my ear!
UPS MAN! UPSMANUPSMANUPSMA—ouch. Whadja do that for?
Oh, Mommy. You smell like you. Just let me dig my nose in—what? It’s not gross. It’s love!
Squir-REL! Lemme out now! Now, I say!
The boys the boys the boys. Here’s a ball. Anybody want a ball?
Fine. See if I care. It’s my ball. I’ll curl up right here and chew it, and to heck with all of you.
What’s that—in the distance? Wait! I’m scenting…deer! Go-go-go-go-go—owie! Damn electric fence.
DADDY. Best thing evar! DADDY DADDY—oh yes, that’s my belly. Here you go. Oh-oh-oh-yes. Rub it again. Rub it again—hey, where you going?
Please, please please may I have some steak?
What steak? I didn’t see nothing. Didn’t hear nothing. Didn’t take it, I swear.
But I don’t wanna go out. It’s cold and dark and—neighbor’s car! Off my land you damn car!
I can come in now? Really? I can?
I know it’s your bed, but…oh, oh yes! Right there. Right between the ears.
Jan 18, 2013 @ 06:55:35
Oh Keri, this is wonderful!
I so want to come back as my cat. A day in her life would be a bit snarkier…
Jan 18, 2013 @ 09:57:38
My cat’s life involves snarling and snoozing, and that’s about it.
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Jan 18, 2013 @ 07:40:43
OMGOSH! Too Funny!!! And so spot on it’s scary! LOL Thanks for the the laughs this morning, Keri!
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Jan 18, 2013 @ 09:58:26
You must have dogs
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Jan 18, 2013 @ 07:42:18
LOL, very cute!
Ditto here, except my siberian huskies want the heat off and the door to the screen room open. They are doing their “The World is Frozen and All is Well Again’ dance… My gang says Hi to you and yours! –woo woo woo to you too!
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Jan 18, 2013 @ 09:59:27
Oh, Huskies! Gorgeous dogs, but I can’t imagine the shedding!
Yeah I can. My dog’s black. Every time I vacuum, the carpet changes color.
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Jan 18, 2013 @ 08:16:53
You’ve been talking to my dogs, haven’t you? HAHAHAHA
I have to give Pamela Hearon credit for showing me this. It’s only a couple of minutes so watch…
Jan 18, 2013 @ 10:05:02
HILARITY!
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Jan 18, 2013 @ 16:44:01
Ha ha ha HAAAA!
Both Keri’s post (you nailed it!) and this video. I called the cup-knocking and the puke-eating. God. Pets.
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Jan 18, 2013 @ 08:37:11
Love this, Keri! You nailed it
Darn electric fence
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Jan 18, 2013 @ 10:01:21
We have a 3.5 acre lot and my husband planted that wire around the whole perimeter. He’s kind of nuts.
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Jan 18, 2013 @ 16:16:41
Cute! It’s like you’ve been inside my golden’s head (I’m sure we could all fit in that big, empty space). Especially the DADDY, DADDY thing. She’s like a little kid when he walks in the door. Can’t wait for Daddy love. Of course, I get my love first.
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Jan 18, 2013 @ 19:35:55
I. Want. That. Wire.
I have a new pup and she’s very different from the old dog.
Old dog: she’s not looking. RUN THROUGH THE HOLE I JUST CHEWED!
New Pup: WEEE MORE PEICES OF WOOD TO CHEW ON NOMNOMNOMNOM
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Jan 19, 2013 @ 11:22:57
Gotta love those pets! Thanks for the chuckle!