Warning: This post contains Naughty Tomato pictures.

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I did warn you. I have a black thumb. Dr. Stevens, however, is a masterful gardener (hold on a second…I think I’m seeing a new hero’s career in my imagination…) His tomato patch this year has been unusually fertile. UNUSUALLY fertile. This is not the first tomato-with-a-penis I’ve harvested this summer. Oh, no! See? Lest(…)